December 2011
i love you all
Have a wonderful NYE while Im at work. :D
Love From the Linden Trees: So we got a possible... →
masteradept:
sourcedumal:
Once again, whiteness is saying “stay in your station, colored folk… You aren’t supposed to be in the spotlight.” They did it to Tara, Mercedes, Martha, Bonnie, and now they are doing it to the hypothetical addition of a black man to the spotlight.
Whiteness…
WAIT NO SERIOUSLY BACK UP I HAVE WANTED A BLACK DOCTOR FOR AGES I WILL FIGHT A BITCH WHO TRIES TO...
ree is amazing
Building up my ego which doesn’t need more building up XD
what makes you think we would ever be attracted to...
Is something james said to me last night. So.. that will probably be playing through my head for a while.
My new glasses are in but I can’t get them until Tuesday sob sob I just want them so fucking badly you have no idea
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“Employee rights are said to be valid when employers pressure employees into...”
– Ron Paul, Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution After 200-Plus Years (1998), pg. 16
Are you getting sexually harassed at work? That’s your problem. Quit.
Is Ron Paul done yet?
(via mohandasgandhi)
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okay going to sleep
will probably dream about condescending postcards and the United States Postal Service
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myownremedy:
cockdemoi:
#i crack myself up #condescending postcard #laughing way to hard
i was literally fucking dying
and i wanted to leave it untainted
but i didn’t want it to end
so i tried moar
you’re perfect and i love you <3
no yours was the best so you’re better than perfection
#i crack myself up #condescending postcard #laughing way to hard
i was literally fucking dying
and i wanted to leave it untainted
but i didn’t want it to end
so i tried moar
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myownremedy replied to your post: liveblog blue’s clues pt 2
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAILBOX. IT WAS YOUR ONLY JOB.
I’M SORRY I FORGOT MY FUCK YOU FED-EX
WELL I’M NOT…
DO I HAVE ALL OF YOUR LETTERS?
I THINK THAT IF YOUR LETTER WRITERS WANT TO SIT ON MY PEN AND CALL THEMSELVES ELOQUENT THEN...
myownremedy:
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myownremedy replied to your post: liveblog blue’s clues pt 2
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAILBOX. IT WAS YOUR ONLY JOB.
I’M SORRY I FORGOT MY FUCK YOU FED-EX
WELL I’M NOT COMING BACK FOR ONE LETTER I’M COMING BACK FOR ALL OF IT SO YOU BETTER UPS THAT SHIT.
DON’T LETTERS EAT OTHER LETTERS? THE STAMPS AND THE MARGINS?
...
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myownremedy:
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myownremedy replied to your post: liveblog blue’s clues pt 2
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAILBOX. IT WAS YOUR ONLY JOB.
I’M SORRY I FORGOT MY FUCK YOU FED-EX
WELL I’M NOT COMING BACK FOR ONE LETTER I’M COMING BACK FOR ALL OF IT SO YOU BETTER UPS THAT SHIT.
DON’T LETTERS EAT OTHER LETTERS? THE STAMPS AND THE MARGINS?
IF YOUR MAIL BOX HAD...
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myownremedy:
cockdemoi:
myownremedy replied to your post: liveblog blue’s clues pt 2
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAILBOX. IT WAS YOUR ONLY JOB.
I’M SORRY I FORGOT MY FUCK YOU FED-EX
WELL I’M NOT COMING BACK FOR ONE LETTER I’M COMING BACK FOR ALL OF IT SO YOU BETTER UPS THAT SHIT.
DON’T LETTERS EAT OTHER LETTERS? THE STAMPS AND THE MARGINS?
myownremedy replied to your post: liveblog blue’s clues pt 2
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAILBOX. IT WAS YOUR ONLY JOB.
I’M SORRY I FORGOT MY FUCK YOU FED-EX
liveblog blue's clues pt 2
mailbox just lost their letter
you have one job, mailbox
one
fucking
job
are you fucking me right now?
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myownremedy replied to your post: in which two english gentlemen have a conversation in my brain
i like that argument. well thought it. become a star trek historian ;o
oh god not that good bro lol
but yeah
there was more mentally, i could keep going
i just don’t want to
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in which two english gentlemen have a conversation...
myownremedy replied to your post: myownremedy replied to your post: no but…
pike….was taking a calculated risk? i mean no one minds because it works out but yes if it hadn’t worked out then people would have talked about how shitty a captain he was. idk IT WAS FATE
“Kirk made quite the mess of everything. I suppose it’s really Pike’s fault for making such a reckless...
myownremedy replied to your post: no but seriously.
because pike believes in him and feels a debt of guilt and duty to kirk’s dad!
but then that makes pike sort of a shitty captain because he was giving kirk a position out of personal affection and stuff
hmmmmmmmm
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no but seriously.
why the fuck did Pike make Kirk first officer..?
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg...
nigguhitsderron:
trappednightingale replied to your post: trappednightingale replied to your post: One such…
And another congrats. You are officially the first person I’ve written porn for (with the exception of RPing).
i hold your pornginity with the utmost of care and respect, thank you ;____;
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trappednightingale replied to your post: One such morning, when he was ‘reporting’ on the status of the sick bay and Doctor McCoy, Kirk made a particularly guttural groan before releasing instantly. It is in that moment, when Chekov is rising to his feet and cleaning himself off, that he realizes the attraction Kirk has towards the Doctor and decides that nothing else can be done.A threesome...
trappednightingale asked: One such morning, when he was ‘reporting’ on the status of the sick bay and Doctor McCoy, Kirk made a particularly guttural groan before releasing instantly. It is in that moment, when Chekov is rising to his feet and cleaning himself off, that he realizes the attraction Kirk has towards the Doctor and decides that nothing else can be done.A threesome will simply have to be arranged.
trappednightingale asked: Something Chekov found elicited that response was when the ensign would try to talk while getting the Captain off with his mouth. It was strange to Chekov, and Jim himself admitted that it was a strange kink to have. So, Chekov decided that every morning, before morning announcements were made, he would ‘rehearse’ them for the Captain.
trappednightingale asked: One of the first things being ‘with’ the Captain had taught Chekov was how to learn from even the tiniest details. For example, if he did something right, the Captain-no-Jim when they were in bed- would make a tiny noise of approval, so quiet you’d miss it if you weren’t paying attention, and sometimes, if he really liked something, his eyes would roll in the back of his...
so fuck the Social Network
I used an NDA as a punchline the other day around people who weren’t obsessed with the social network.
I literally wanted to be like FUCK YOU, TUMBLR UNDERSTANDS.
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So, I was looking through my messages
captaingwenspeaking:
and 99.7% of them are from Lindsey. 99.9% of those messages from her were of her telling me she loves me.
so fucking true though
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captaingwenspeaking asked: YOUR blog's pretty goddamn amazing!
trappednightingale asked: Congrats. Over the past five minutes, I've written two paragraphs of the Pasha/Keptin and/or everyone fic because the morning announcement blowjob got my mind going.
trappednightingale replied to your post: trappednightingale replied to your post: wait Ze…
O_O Dammit Keptin. How am I supposed to sleep with those images in my brain?? AAAAAAAND now I have an OT3 for this series too ;_;
making mental fic without actually writing it
yes
my life goal
trappednightingale replied to your post: wait
Ze ship is running at *LIIIIICK* full capacity *SUCKKKK*
he mentions the sick bay and doctor mccoy
which is when kirk makes a particularly guttural groan
so obviously pavel takes it upon himself to set up a threesome
liveblogging blue's clues
first clue: stamp
second: envelope
third: mail box
answer: he’s a terrorist
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So what month does The Avengers come out?
thorodinsons:
i want to liveblog things tooooooo
but my kid is watching blue’s clues
;____;
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wait
trappednightingale replied to your post: trappednightingale replied to your post:…
The humming sound of attempted speech makes the process more fun!
let’s take the innuendo/metaphor thing one step further/farther
if the comm is his dick
and chekov gives announcements over it
what if chekov gives kirk his morning updates
whilst sucking his penis
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trappednightingale replied to your post: trappednightingale replied to your post: Hey…
Is wery hard to talk wiz ze comm in my mouth
hehe
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heee
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smelliet:
if you have nothing to do watch a bit of fry and laurie
if you have things to do watch a bit of fry and laurie
if you’re about to die in a car crash watch a bit of fry and laurie
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trappednightingale replied to your post: Hey Keptin~ Sorry you’ve been having rough days~
Of course ;D I’ll be in your bunk~!
chekov
you have the comm conn